Hello society
   Me:Hello society. How you doing? (Absolutely not in Joey's voice)   Society: Let's skip the greetings. What do you want?   Me: Before we jump into anything, who are you exactly?   Society:You've grown too tall for a girl.   Me: It definitely is you. The lucky bastard. The one that gets to teach boys to be ashamed of their emotions. How being "manly" is the way forward. Silence is a blood-curdling scream of anguish, set out to break their souls. It is unfortunate how at the drop of a hat, they all grow thinking the same. It's sad that we don't get to teach them sooner that success is a sense of achievement and not an illegitimate child.   Society:Not a single penny for your thoughts.   Me: What's your problem with women who're over 30 and still unmarried? I'll quote you with some drop of decency if you justify it with the biological concept but I won't. Because it's not. You've made the male ego so fragile such that independent wo...